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>>>> Lettuce to the Editor <<<<
Dear Dave,
Just wanted to congratulate you on the success of Random Access
Humor. I'm glad to hear that it has become so popular. RAH has made
it's way to Europe! Excellent! I'm looking forward to seeing
articles from our neighbors across the pond. I would also like to
mention that the format of RAH really seems to be coming together
well, too. The profiles for RAH contributors and the deadlines for
each month are a nice touch. Keep up the great work!
Random Access Humor - it's electronic, it's humorous, it's
international, it's environmentally correct, it's excellent! Read
it!!
Sincerely,
Ray "Koz" Koziel
Chicago, IL. (1:115/542)
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Thanks for the encouragement, Ray. It's always nice to get an
impartial opinion. There has actually been no lack of letters as
implied last month. The problem is that all the millions of letters
received were so rabidly pro-RAH and pro-me, without any other
redeeming value, that it would be too embarrassing to publish any
of them.
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Dear Editor,
I wish to state quite clearly, and for the record, that I think RAH
is a magazine worthy of note. Preferably an eviction note, but I
won't be picky.
I find that, as a good way to start the month, RAH is marginally
better than a poke in the eye with a sharpened stake. However, I
don't let my Dad read it, because he has a weak heart and an iron
lung. That's YOUR fault, you know! Your April issue was so good
that he laughed himself into a coma. He had almost laughed himself
to death, but fortunately the paramedics managed to save his heart,
one lung, and portions of the cheese danish he had eaten for
breakfast.
Please do us all a favor, and change RAH to a format that doesn't
leave the lives of its readers at risk. Something with a simpler,
more sedate sort of humor. You know, something like "The Economist"
or something.
Meanwhile, may your monitor explode and your disk drive swallow your
tie.
Sincerely,
Ima Goose
[AKA: Todd Jacobs <Todd.Jacobs@f182.n109.z1.fidonet.org>]
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Dear Ima,
Sorry to hear about your father. Maybe he should try reading the
FidoNet HUMOR echo for a while. The sheer depression will keep him
from laughing at all.
My ties remain in the closet except for weddings and funerals, so
they are in little danger from any disk drive. Your curse reminds me
of my favorite by Karnak the Magnificent: "May the waters of the
Marrakesh empty into your bean dip."
DB